If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[steeple]

because living in a different continent is a good excuse!

 

[steeple]

because it's on! *sends nuclear warhead garnished with a fist on top*

 

[steeple]

for double posting!

 

[staika]

Because I don't have anything better to do

 

[steeple]

because he took the best reason!

 

[staika]

Because I always have the best reason

 

[steeple]

because I want that badge...

 

[staika]

Because only three people have it

 

[steeple]

because I still want it...

 

[staika]

Because the trial to get it is too extreme for mere mortals

 

[steeple]

because I'm sure I'll be able to pass it...

after all, I have plenty of artificial love in me!

 

[staika]

Because if you want to pass the trial you must first kill a minotaur with LOVE!!!

 

[steeple]

because I could do that, and he's questioning my abilities...

now let me just get LOVE!! from my safe, where I put all my chainsaws...

 

[staika]

Because chainsaws named love do not count!

 

[steeple]

how about a single chainsaw then?

or a grenade launcher named Memphis?

 

[staika]

because I'll allow the chainsaw

 

[steeple]

because I accepts the challenge!

what now?