If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[staika]

Because now your challenge is to go into the forest, find the highest point in the forest, rub peanut butter all over yourself and shout "I am delicious!". Doing so will attract the minotaur and then you have to kill it with LOVE!!!!

 

[steeple]

done, what's next?

 

[staika]

Now you must climb to the secret tower of the rainbow and you must find some way to stand on a rainbow. only then will the secret on how to obtain the badge be revealed

 

[steeple]

you SHMUCK! there were thousands of bees waiting there!

 

[staika]

I didn't say it would be easy. Here take this
*Hands steeple a jar of honey*

 

[steeple]

*returns with many stings on body* how in hell did you make that honey turn into more bees the moment it's opened?!

 

[staika]

Spoiler: Use your

Fine here take this
*Hands steeple a jar of peanut butter*

 

[steeple]

oh no, I'm not falling for that!

*suddenly, BEES!*
to hell with those persistent fuckers!
*takes jar, proceeds to explode*

 

[staika]

Muhahahahahah now no one will know the secret of the badge! You can leave now my bee friends.
*bees leave*

 

[steeple]

can you please at least tell me what's needed to be done? I cant stand anymore bees...

I couldnt even stand a single bee, but that's far from changing now...

 

[staika]

Oh fine follow this Link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/content/12gamesofchristmas?] and you will be awarded the badge

 

[steeple]

not the same badge I was aiming for, really...

and honestly, I was 100% certain you'd send me here [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ] for a second there...

 

[staika]

Oh I know but rick rolling you is so yesterday grand dad

 

[steeple]

well there's always this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0]...

 

[staika]

Dammit I was just rick rolld D:<

 

[steeple]

damn I'm good!

anyway, not going to tell me how to get the badge huh?

 

[staika]

Nope.avi

It's a well kept secret that is so secret it is locked within the back of my mind never to be opened O.O

 

[steeple]

is the password "please?"

 

[pyramid head grape]

It's "Dmitry" then TC knew that! :3

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you didn't fix my inconsiderate sister.