If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Daget Sparrow]

For the delicious taco meats within.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

For hitting everyone who has never posted here.

 

[Scde2]

For hitting all those who enter this thread.

 

[karcentric]

I'm naturally violent...

 

[Scde2]

Is naturally violent, and hitting him repeatedly will fix that.

 

[karcentric]

Enjoys getting hit.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Because he enjoys getting hit.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can't hit her, she complimented me!

I WILL HIT MYSELF AS TRIBUTE!!

*slaps himself*

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Because I don't want him to hurt himself.

*Snap-out-of-it slap*

 

[KFalcon]

For not hitting taco, resulting in me taking two hits a while back.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

For not letting go of the past

 

[Scde2]

For haberdashery and tomfoolery.

 

[Euryalus]

For using elaborate words

 

[KFalcon]

For having an avatar resulting in me having Caramel Dansen in my head

EDIT: Damn, for beating me to the punch.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

For being a minute late in posting

Punctuality is a virtue!

 

[karcentric]

Because god wills it?

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

For posting too fast.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I refuse to!

*Sits down with Occupy Wall Street in protest*