If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Scde2]

For not hitting hard enough.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I glued my fist to my leg

I'm showing resolve for my cause!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'VE GOT TO FIGHT

FOR MY RIGHT

TO be a pacifist

*Flashes the peace sign*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I've gotta fight for my right to fight!

 

[Scde2]

For dodging bail.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For dodging Baal.

 

[Scde2]

For dodging ball

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For breaking down my door for no reason, then refusing to pay for a replacement.

 

[Scde2]

For both putting "Kick open -TL" on his door and expecting me to compensate him when his insurance company already has!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For knowing that the insurance company already paid for it!
[sup]I thought I covered that up properly![/sup]

 

[yuval152]

For not giving me the umbrella.

IT SHALL BE MINE!

 

[Scde2]

For placing blame on my umbrella

 

[yuval152]

For blaming me for blaming his umbrella.

 

[yuval152]

mind=blown

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

For allowing his mind to be blown.

 

[Fjartholf]

For not blowing mine

 

[Euryalus]

For making terrible innuendo