If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[PsychicTaco115]

I can't punch an explosion, it'd just kill me!

*Punches the air*

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Because I want the taco.

 

[Padwolf]

Because he stole my liver then burned my harvest!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because he burned the entire city down with his rage!

 

[Dangit2019]

Because he's troublesome and he's rubbing it in my face...

 

[Padwolf]

Because he shook his head at me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I had to try out these new rocket fists!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Hits self in junk*

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO PRISON!

 

[neoontime]

TOO SEE HOW YOUR BLOOD LOOKS LIKE!
KEKEKEKEKEKE
not the write thread but I'll ride on this crazy train for a while. * cricks neck*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you fail as a yandere!

 

[neoontime]

Because you fail as a person with upright neck!
*cracks*
Oops.....KEKEKEKEKEKE.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you haven't returned!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can't hit people...

I have no arms D:

 

[Padwolf]

Because he he never gave me flowers!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

For being jealous about not receiving flowers.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

For asking me if I'm happy.

 

[neoontime]

Why so ..........
what is it again, it was in a famous movie........um alive, no, it was a different adjective.
Hmmm, why so able to have complete function of all your organs?
Ehhh, that will do.
*slice*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can't hit a criminal

That would lead to MURDER