If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[kailus13]

Because I'm tired and hitting someone may wake me up.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you should drink copious amounts of coffee.

 

[Teoes]

Because you drank too much coffee and this is the only way you can be made to sit down.

 

[kailus13]

Because you're anti-coffee.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you stole all the coffee.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I hate coffee.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I do too.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you suck.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For failing to shock me in any way.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Because I can't find a clever reason, therefore I need to hit someone.

 

[DOOM GUY]

For Bobo the Space-monkey.

 

[MetaKnight670]

For sending a monkey to do a cat's job.

 

[kailus13]

For endangering cats.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

For trying to set things on fire.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For wearing a minecraft creeper hat.

 

[UnusualStranger]

For hitting people who wear hats.

 

[Teoes]

Because you're a stranger.

 

[ShockValue]

Because of the blur.

 

[MetaKnight670]

To try and snap you out of your addiction to coffee and get help.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

For telling me to deal with it.