If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[ShockValue]

For not being able to deal with it.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

For assuming I can't deal with it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because they were choking on some food and I saw someone remedy a situation just like this in a kung fu movie.

 

[staika]

For watching kung fu movies

 

[kailus13]

For denying the awesomeness of kung fu movies.

 

[ShockValue]

For breaking a few bones attempting to recreate those movies.

 

[Teoes]

For adding to Kailus' broken bones woes.

 

[Neuromancer]

For not doing so, thus subconsiously wanting kailus to try again, putting him in further danger. You twisted bastard.

 

[kailus13]

For wanting me to break my bones.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For being a Fesh Pince.

 

[staika]

For having ears!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For flashing other people's humiliating deaths in my face!

 

[Goofguy]

For not taking it like a man

 

[TheDoctor455]

For calling me a playing card!

 

[staika]

for not being a real doctor

 

[staika]

For not dying fast enough

 

[Sacman]

For dying too quickly...<.<