If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Neuromancer]

For continiously changing your avatar!

 

[Teoes]

For being a sadist.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I was trying to punch some definition into your avatar. Didn't work. Damn it.

 

[kailus13]

Jealousy over his "on fire" badge.

 

[Teoes]

Because all the cool kids are doing it.

 

[kailus13]

Because I was trying to locate his face. With my fist.

 

[thesilentman]

Because he located my face with his fist?

 

[staika]

Because his face is a magnet for fists

 

[TheDoctor455]

For sending me endless spam.

 

[staika]

For thinking I spam only him

 

[kailus13]

For not spamming me. I'm, so, ronery, so very ronery.

 

[staika]

For not appearing on my spam list

 

[kailus13]

For not putting me on your spam list.

 

[Teoes]

Spam spam spam egg beans spam sausage and spam.

For putting the Spam Song in my head.

 

[TheDoctor455]

To make them sit still for a second damn it!

 

[kailus13]

We were in a UFC fight.

 

[staika]

for being in a UFC fight

 

[kailus13]

Because they have a rainbow badge so I know they won't hit me back.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For trying to bieberfy people.