If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Teoes]

For only hitting things that aren't a threat.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you completed it.

 

[Euryalus]

He has 65% chance of dropping adamantium plate armor on death.

 

[Teoes]

Because you're forcing whales out of their natural habitat.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Because your forum title and badges match.

 

[Teoes]

Because for now you wouldn't see me coming. I'm horrible like that.

 

[Barbas]

Because you keep deliberately ruining your passport photos and we've been here six hours.

 

[Euryalus]

For letting the man tell you you need a passport to travel!

Smash the state! Screw Nice things like roads and post!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Because fuck you jack in the box man! That's what you get for startling me as a little kid.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Because you drank my water

 

[Teoes]

Because you told me it was water.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because it WAS water.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Because I'm thirsty...wait, what?

 

[Teoes]

Because you get confused when thirsty.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For eating hamsters.

 

[Teoes]

For confusing the "Finish the sentence" thread.

 

[Euryalus]

Because the escapist let's me post without seeing who's above!

 

[Teoes]

For blindly striking out at me. D:

 

[Headsprouter]

For being too sensitive.

 

[Teoes]

For trying to toughen me up.