If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Headsprouter]

Because he RECORDED EVERYTHING!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

For not understanding true beauty

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I want you to bounce for me.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Because you're wearing sunglasses indoors.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having an unfamiliar avatar.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

'I voted for Aliens Colonial Marines to be Game Of The Year.' Need I say more?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

For not understanding irony

 

[Neuromancer]

You haven't reached your daily post count yet. Get to it!

 

[Barbas]

Because we're sitting in a interrogation room, I thought that was what we're supposed to do here. Now [REDACTED] me! [REDACTED] it in a[REDACTED] like the Herculean d[REDACTED] you are, you beautiful f[REDACTED] hardcore [REDACTED] MACHO MACHO ma[REMAINDER OF TEXT CENSORED BY TEARFUL URGING OF THE VATICAN].

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

For caving in to censorship.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For caving in to your deepest temptation.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having some crazy ideas.

 

[Neuromancer]

For the world has had enough of his double posting.

 

[Barbas]

Because LEAVE HIM ALONE! *Sniff* You're always getting at him, just leave him ALONE! *Sob*

Spoiler

 

[Scde2]

Because Redlin does not deserve to be left alone.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because by being a Nazi catboy he indirectly supports the Golden Dawn.

 

[Scde2]

Because he's not being nice.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind!

And that hit was hypoCRITICAL!!!

 

[Neuromancer]

For advocating the use of illegalized bad puns.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For using words a sleepy fuck like me had to read twice to understand!