If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Barbas]

Because he lives in a place with more snow.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because he is a permament companion and can't die.

 

[Barbas]

Because he is a permament companion and can't die.

Your logic is sound.

OT: Because we usually have a 3-strike rule about that sort of thing.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because he's obviously a hallucination, dogs don't talk, silly.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you are just the fever dream of a dying madman.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you are a dying madman and need to be put out of your misery.

 

[Sacman]

For being a terrible father, as well as creating an immensely annoying son...<.<

 

[Barbas]

For crashing the roflcopter.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because he gave me information I wasn't pleased to hear.

 

[Barbas]

For failing me for the thirty-second time.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you woke up from fainting.

 

[Barbas]

For dropping beer in my jacuzzi.

 

[Wackymon]

Because ya looking for stuff!

 

[ShockValue]

Because he's probably a FSU fan.
[sup] Totally legitimate reason [/sup]

 

[Sacman]

Because they love it!
...

 

[Barbas]

Because they're bullying someone who isn't here often. Mean.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because as soon as you step in this thread you're asking for a beating!

 

[Barbas]

Because I lost my job at the cheesecake factory.

 

[Drummodino]

Because they made me question my sanity.

 

[Barbas]

Because they're going to give themselves brain damage if they don't stop banging their head against the walls like that.