If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Drummodino]

Because they told me to stop headbanging. YOU'RE NOT MY MUM!

 

[kailus13]

For putting that song in my head again.

 

[Barbas]

For making me cross my eyes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For making me eye my cross!

 

[kailus13]

For me making my eye cross.

When my eye is cross I hit people randomly.

 

[Barbas]

Because it's "Levi-o-sa", not "Levi-o-sa"!

 

[Kae]

Because he's in my way.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I am offended by your inactivity!

 

[Kae]

Because it requires too much effort, I only have energy right now because I broke my car so I don't have to spend my free time figuring out how to drive the damn thing without crashing, apparently I'm not supposed to go as fast as possible, who made that stupid rule?
[sup][sup]The car didn't even last one month, what a waste of money.[/sup][/sup]

 

[Barbas]

Because he hits people for no reason.

 

[Drummodino]

Because they led me on an adventure I wanted no part of.

 

[Barbas]

Because he's not the real Messiah!

 

[Drummodino]

Because you took my high heels without asking!

 

[Barbas]

Because I misplaced the riding crop.

 

[Barbas]

Because you kept head-butting the guests and they brought such lovely wine...*sigh...*

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I wanna get locked up to try escaping from Solitude's dungeons and you can't die anyway.

 

[Barbas]

That seems logical. The code dictates that I must hit you back, but strangely enough, not go to prison for it. See you when you get out in five minutes!

 

[Neuromancer]

Hello. Let's try Windhelm now.

 

[Barbas]

Righto. *Smacksmacksmacksmacksmack*

You know, someone really should fix that gaping legal loophole.

 

[Neuromancer]

Yeah, wanna fight about it in Riften?