If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Barbas]

For attempting to create pork chop sandwiches and burning down the house.

 

[username sucks]

Because he is a badly coded soulless npc dog.

 

[Barbas]

Because he keeps walking up to cliff edges and expecting me not to push him off them. lolwut.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because can you stop saying fuck all the time?

 

[Barbas]

Because he disrespected my man Cee Lo Green.

 

[Barbas]

For being inadequate!

 

[Padwolf]

For making Dirty Cop James funs feel inadequate!

 

[Drummodino]

They eat kittens!

 

[Barbas]

For chasing shadows and echoes.

 

[Padwolf]

For hitting everyone else

 

[DOOM GUY]

For being a punk!

 

[Barbas]

 

[Padwolf]

For burning the water supply! You thought you could get away with it eh? Not on my watch!

 

[Barbas]

For suddenly showing up, back from outer space with that sad look upon his face!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

For having a scary obsession with many guns that go BOOM!

 

[Barbas]

For going f**kin' Tediore, that motherF**KER!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

For using inappropriate language

CALM DOWN SIR

 

[Barbas]

For telling me to be calm when I am cool as a Shaolin monk's cucumber on an Arctic expedition!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

For not being as cool as a cucumber

 

[Barbas]

For diddling that flamingo in the roof garden.