If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Queen Michael]

For giving me an epileptic attack.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For crimes against humanity.

 

[Robert632]

For false accusations.

 

[TheKagestar]

For denying the hard evidence which supports the claims!!!

 

[neoontime]

For denying them.
For typing faster then me.

 

[TheKagestar]

For being somewhat slower.

 

[IamQ]

For Aiur!

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

FOR GONDOR!!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The dark gods demand it.

 

[Scde2]

For Chaos!

 

[Robert632]

For the mouldy bit of cheese he's got in his pocket.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I am under orders.

 

[Queen Michael]

Because I need anger management therapy.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Claim the throne.

 

[Scde2]

Overthrow the claimant to the throne.

 

[Robert632]

Because I need to repurpose the throne.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For those who never got the chance.

 

[Lust]

For [insert random generic reason here]

 

[Scde2]

For failing an online dating compatibility quiz.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For taking a blood test and having the results come back negative.