If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[TraitortoHeaven]

For being crazy

 

[Scde2]

For being the Duke of Mania!

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

For calling me a duke.
Do i look like a red neck?

 

[Scde2]

For mixing up titles of nobility with titles of the South.

 

[IamQ]

For dancing to fast!

 

[Robert632]

For not seeing me enough.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For a criminal record.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For recording everyone's criminal activity.

 

[Chainsauce]

Oh, he knows why. *stare*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Ah! Zombie! DIE DIE DIE!

 

[Scde2]

For being a giant blunder!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For being too small of a blunder!

 

[Chainsauce]

For committing a hate-crime towards a zombie.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For speaking when not spoken to.

 

[Scde2]

For staring.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For canoodling!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For eating all the noodles.

 

[Scde2]

For thinking that a heart attack involves ripping out ones own heart and beat it against your enemies.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For thinking heartburn is the wrong way to prepare a dish.

 

[Scde2]

For having heart freezes and brain burns.