If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Girl With One Eye]

For watching me sleep.

 

[Lust]

For watching me eat.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For chewing like a camel.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

For eating my camel.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For eating my donkey's head.

 

[Lust]

For taking my donkey.

*sigh*

I miss my donkey.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For taking my donkey's babby and raising it as their own.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For misspelling the word baby.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

For attempting to make out with me!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For thinking I would desire to do such a thing to the likes of him.

 

[Scde2]

For actually not desiring to do so!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

For letting me make out with people!

 

[spartan1077]

for spite

 

[Scde2]

For food.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For not picking up after yourself!

 

[Scde2]

For underpaying me!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For overpaying me!

 

[IamQ]

There is no batman express! Liar!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For performing open heart surgery without the use of anesthesia.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

For being my partner in crime.