If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Sacman]

Because I'm in Sacramento again...

 

[kailus13]

Because you keep getting us lost!

 

[Teoes]

Because you posted in so many threads it's taking ages to go through them all! A couple of days ago it was easy to spam everything that had been updated since my last visit. :/

 

[DOOM GUY]

'Cause I thought you were The Boogie Monster.

 

[staika]

Because that's is a false accusation!

 

[Euryalus]

Because because because becaaauuuusssseeee of all of the wonderful things he does!

...I am a bastard after all.

 

[staika]

Because he is a bastard, and thus deserves no less!

 

[Teoes]

Because you let me OD on candy.

 

[StormShaun]

For not playing with me in a RP. T_T

 

[Dalek Caan]

For not paying child support.

 

[kailus13]

For having a cybermen badge. You are a traitor to your species Dalek Caan!

 

[Euryalus]

For being part of the new '13 generation!

Get on my level n00b!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Because you're the first person I can actually hit.

 

[Headsprouter]

Discipline!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cause he's a hideous monster.

 

[Teoes]

To make you blast awaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

To show me where the monkeys are.

 

[Kae]

Because he doesn't deserve to see the monkeys.