If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Neonbob]

For putting such little value on all that I do!

 

[Sacman]

For being so expandable...<.<

 

[Teoes]

For hitting someone who is giving those accursed whales the nuking they deserve.

 

[ShockValue]

For not attempting to help.

 

[Sacman]

For already nuking all of the whales and than moving onto the Coelacanths...<.<

 

[Teoes]

For wearing sunglasses indoors.

 

[ShockValue]

For attempting to steal those sunglasses.

 

[Headsprouter]

You're late!

 

[ShockValue]

You're early.

 

[Sacman]

you're right on time...

 

[Basement Cat]

I hate watching the clock!

 

[Sacman]

For doing his cooking by the book...

 

[staika]

For cooking the book

 

[Sacman]

Because it's either the book or we starve to death...<.<

 

[staika]

For not having actual food in this time of crisis!

 

[Sacman]

Because you are my back up supply of food!

*Hits with rock...*

 

[staika]

Because cannibalism is not okay!

 

[Sacman]

Because it is when society deteriorates!
...

*Eats face...*

 

[staika]

Because you had to go and eat my beautiful face!

 

[Sacman]

Because it wasn't as beautiful as you think!
...
*Eats liver...*

The most nutritious part of the human body...<.<