If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Sacman]

For always hitting me first...

 

[ShockValue]

For deserving it.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For winking at me.

 

[Sacman]

For punching Shock!
...

 

[ShockValue]

For punching yourself.

 

[Sacman]

For making me hit myself...

 

[ShockValue]

For not taking the blame.

 

[Sacman]

For making me change this post, again...

 

[Teoes]

For not getting it right the first time.

 

[ShockValue]

For getting it right the third.

 

[Sacman]

Because it would've been easier if it were multiple choice...

 

[ShockValue]

For wanting the easy way out.

 

[Sacman]

Because I'm sure there's no such thing as too hard to her...

 

[ShockValue]

For having a correct title

 

[Sacman]

Because there's plenty of other things that she's addicted to I'm sure...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having a bad connection.

 

[Sacman]

For clichéd posts!
...

 

[ShockValue]

Because my post didn't post.

 

[Sacman]

For failure to post...

 

[ShockValue]

Because it's obviously his fault.