If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Sacman]

For blaming everything on me...

 

[Teoes]

For hitting ShockValue so many times.

 

[Sacman]

Because she hits me more than that on a daily basis... and for possibly making moves on Shock... I'll kill you for that one...<_<

 

[ShockValue]

For threatening people.

 

[Sacman]

Because I get really jealous really easily...

 

[ShockValue]

For hitting people before noon.

 

[staika]

Because it's past noon now

 

[ShockValue]

Because it's past midnight.

 

[Neonbob]

************ never calls me back when I drunk dial them.

 

[Sacman]

For calling Shock when she's drunk...<.<

 

[Neonbob]

For not encouraging any kind of silliness.

 

[Sacman]

Because I'm the dreaded party pooper...

 

[Neonbob]

You keep licking all my goddamn pies!

 

[Sacman]

For not licking them first to mark your territory...

 

[Neonbob]

For putting shopping carts all around my car when it was clearly within the defined lines on the sidewalk!

 

[Sacman]

For parking in the handicapped spot, and justifying my prison of shopping carts...

 

[Neonbob]

For leaving the new gallon of milk in the hot car all day! And then trying to give me a glass of it anyway!

 

[Sacman]

For not enjoying fresh Cottage cheese...<.<

 

[Neonbob]

For bargaining with the enemy with my left testicle!

 

[Sacman]

Because I'd gladly give him to the enemy...<.<