If you were your username

[Miles Tormani]

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I didn't get this until I saw the username. Best response to this thread ever. If there were kudos on this forum, you would get it.

 

[Puzzles]

People would try and solve me.

 

[jboking]

jboking. I'd just ask people to call me Jay...my friends already call me Jay...so nothing would really change.

 

[shadowstriker86]

i wouldnt be here, i'd already be traversing the multiverse looking for the many MANY hentai universes to go get laid then go to a dbz universe 100 years before goku arrives, find the 7 dragonballs and wish for my creation power

 

[Caligulove]

Possibly with Spider Jerusalem piloting...

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

You would all be dead

 

[relish]

I would be a girl vampire I combined the words so .. yeah. Smile time ;D

 

[IncindiaryPickle]

I would be a pickle covered in white phosphorous(sp?). Sounds painful, actually.

 

[Warmoon]

i would be a Knight, an UNDEAD knight made of bones in a bag like manner, that should do it...

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

I'd swim upstream against the river of evil like a mighty salmon of justice.

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I AM my user name.
I am DAAAN the MAAAN

 

[VeX1le]

Anyone know what a VeX1le is? Well id have a cool nickname. Vex i like it.

 

[Vredesbyrd67]

I would be a Dimmu Borgir song.

 

[Roxas1359]

I can't think of anything that is called Maxieon. Maybe I could be an Organization XIII member, but other than that I can't think of anything else.

 

[Rigs83]

Well lets see. The letters in my username spell Rigs and the number 83 corresponds (coincidentally) to the sexual position 83, aka water sex, so my name means that I am some kind of aquatic sexual aid device.

 

[breadlord]

I'd be jesus.

Just think about it.

 

[SmartIdiot]

They'd all hate me for liking The Killers.

Nothing new, then.

I hate you.

Kidding, music is food for the soul, no matter how lame it is.
KIDDING!

I had a friend who listened to The Killers once, he's dead now.

Ok seriously, I know I'm not funny, that was meant to be a joke but I know it's stupid. However, in all honesty, I can't stand The Killers BUT I had a friend who was into them and his favourite song was Mr. Brightside, in a strange kind of way it reminds me of him and I remember all the good times we had.

As for my name. Well... it speaks for itself. If no one can figure that out for themselves they're stupider than I am. I'm as stupid as everyone and so are they.

 

[crabwaffles]

Uhh...

I'd be strange.

 

[LeonLethality]

I'd act like my name was really just Leon and tell nobody my full first name.

HOW DARE YOU!
There can only be one Leon!
I challenge you to a duel! -smacks ye with a leather glove-