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Stabby McRunfast

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Well I'd just be called Stabby or Stabs...Job interviews would be kinda awkward, especially for working at a butchers or as a door to door salesman.
 

Happyfork

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I am my username: I am a fork. Without muscles or any way of movement I would be trapped forever, repeating the endless cycles of entering the human mouth and the searing pain of the dishwasher. I would eventually build up a tolerance and even acceptance. I may even become... happy... for fear of the alternatives.

My username is my name: People would call me Fork. Obviously strange looks with the strange name, but in the end everyone would call me Fork. They would also expect me to be happy all the time, and I don't disappoint. In that regard, at least.
 

Generator

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I would have a freaking awesome name, and I could sing this song and mean it:


Plus, everyone would feel ridiculous calling me it and that would be fun!
 

Brad Shepard

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Apparentley i would be 7303 gunblades... that would be preety cool come to think off it, Who wants one?!
 

RatRace123

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I guess, people would think I'm a rat and I race... and count. Or that I like that movie, I don't.
 

setvak

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If I were my user name...I'd be living in Austria-Hungary around the beginning of the last century. My great-grandparents were Slovak and Setvak was my great-grandmother's maiden name, I was obsessed with my family tree for a few years and I always thought Setvak was a cool-sounding last name.
 

Blanks

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I'd probably be kinda like the Killer7, considering i have so many handles throughout the net

Blanks would probably be my assassin form and i would a huge badass
 

Artemorus

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I would be an ancesetor of mine whom I treat as an idol because in his journal he wrote
"cracking the skulls of the tyrant romans is a beautiful thing to commit."

p.s This was translated
 

The Big Eye

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There's no way Frodo would've destroyed the one ring. And the orcs would probably have tommy-guns.