If you were your username

[Nocturnal558]

I'd be awake until 5:58 in the morning i guess =o

 

[zerzxes]

then I would get luaghed at because my name is Xerxes misspelled!

 

[TankCopter]

I would be the single most useless piece of military technology known to man: A tank with helicopter rotors. I would crash horribly when I fired the turret, because recoil is a *****.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Dang. I'd just be called Erja. How normal.

 

[Adanos]

I would be a man on a Pegasus [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus] and shot with lazors. Ya rly.

I mean this:

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http://www.infinite-interactive.com/wbc2/wallpapers/TempestVKargoth800.jpg

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

Let's say you were really named your username, for example, I would be named zombiejoe, because that is my username. What would life be like. Only you would be named after the username, everybody else has "normal" names. For me, I guess not much would change. I guess some people would say "Ha, your name is zombie." But soon it people would just call me Joe. And their would be a random zombie joke every once in a while. So waht would it be like for YOU?

I'd be constantly being outsmarted by the Mad Doctor's mouse, and occasionally savaged by the Mad Doctor's dog.

 

[StrangerQ]

I have feeling that Id be called either Stranger or QQ

 

[razerdoh]

well everything computer related in my house would be Razer related and i would be eating doughnuts and drinking beer all the time... wait it allready is...

 

[Aardvark Soup]

Er... I guess I would probably be eaten by someone who likes the more 'exotic' dishes...

 

[AcacianLeaves]

er...I would be this:

 

[Brightzide]

Zemmy eh?...I guess people would just assume I'm romanian or something. It could be shortened to Zem and would'nt really impact my life too much in general

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

NOoooooooOOooo!!!!! ACTIVATE THE RANDOM GUN!! Probability: 2/20... You win this round! I'll be back.

Ha haa, I´m invincible! *thunder and lightnings*
...The hell? It was supposed to be a sunny day.

I´m so evil it sometimes ruins my picnic plans *sigh*.

I'm back with my new pet. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGYHXCFgW6E&feature=related]

Story* RAM's pet shreds the land. RAM activate his Random Gun. However, things backfires with -17/20. RAM and the pet are frozen until the night.

Later back at home, RAM's wife ask him "What's wrong honey?". RAM gives his reply. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX1LOdGdiL0]

Note* I'm procastinating and I thought of a silly joke I wanted to share with you.

Marvellous, my good man *golf claps*. I don´t know if it´s because of that, or the fact that I just woke up, but I´m just stumped. *wobbles off with a coffee mug in hand, bunny slippers flapping*

 

[sneeky033]

I'm black, so there are already jokes being made about my username...

 

[Rabite]

I'd get whacked. Probably repeatedly. Life as a Rabite is tough.

 

[Jenova65]

I would eventually end up with my head in a box.......................
Ho hum!

 

[Nanaki316]

I would eventually end up with my head in a box.......................
Ho hum!

And you'd be sharing a home in the Shinra building with me at some point ^^

 

[NicolasMarinus]

I'd be me, plain and simple!

I don't know why people hide behind aliases?

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

I'd get massive royalty-cheques from Konami thanks to Silent Hill 2.