If you were your username

[Kaboose the Moose]

I would be a viking.

Fuck.yeah!.

 

[Ocelot GT]

*licks my paw and rubs my face* prrrrrrrrr :3

*flicking my lil tail as I stalk deer in teh jungle*

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Well I plan on changing my actual name when I have the time to go through all the paperwork, so things would probably not be much different.

 

[HE Starwind]

I'd be an awesome as hell animé character that drives round the universe. I also have loads of scars. Hopefully not from self harm.

 

[Glass_House]

People would throw stones at me for their own entertainment.

 

[Smudge91]

People would probably say?
"Why smudge? and your parents were too lazy so they just put the year of your birth on there too"
I get called smudge by close family and friends so it would just be that put perpetuated to everywhere else of my life.

 

[Segadroid]

Hmm... I'll possibly be an android made by SEGA. Not really looking forward to that :S...

 

[Idlemessiah]

Well I'd be Jesus. Except instead of going round curing blind people and leppers I'd just sit round trying to get high scores on Guitar Hero.

 

[Lieju]

I'd be made of mud?

If it was just the name, people would wonder if my parents were crazy.

Are you Finnish? Lieju is a wonderful name! I'd give that to my child if s/he were to have diarrhoea every other day. MWA HA HA HA HA HAA! *insane laughter*
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*ahem*
So I'd be called Sanomaton. Hmm... People would probably think it's a cool name but it also means I'd be very quiet and mostly just keep to myself. (which I usually do so *shrug*) Socially awkward. Or then I'd be good at keeping secrets. Anyway, being a Sanomaton would be rather cool.

Yeah, I'm Finnish. Actually, I'd really like to name my kid (if I ever have any) Räntä. That would be such an awesome name!
Sanomaton sounds like the second name of some fantasy/Kalevala character; Sisu Sanomaton Koskenkaskeaja.

It could very well be a last name.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

id be a mutant hybrid spawn who hides in storm drains only to crawl into the night to feed on the dreams of children.

 

[Dommyboy]

I would be exactly who I am, expect people would call me Dommyboy.

 

[Dopi]

Hmm.. If my name was really Dopi, I guess people would mistake me for a drug-addict all the time. Or yell "Where's Snow White, Dopey?". Hmm.. Would be interesting

 

[Elsarild]

Seeing that i came up with my name by studying i would proberly be a viking ^^

 

[Frybird]

I'd be f**ked

 

[o_O]

Oh god, my face would be stuck in a perpetual state of . I can see that getting irritating.

 

[JokerCrowe]

I think the numbers on the end would make people think I was a robot. As for Phenom, my name IRL is not that normal either so i guess things would be pretty much the same. although people might think my parents were crazy, or that I have an extremely huge ego.