If you were your username

[Scrythe]

Err, I am Scrythe. Everyone refers to me as "Scrythe". Only a few people call me by my real name, and it's usually a shortened version. Hell, even half my family calls me "Frank" and that's not even close to my real name.

It pisses me off when people think "Oh hey, that's an awesome name, I'm gonna steal it!" and next thing I know, every server on every MMO has a "Scrythe".

Most of the time, if you google "Scrythe" it's me, but in those instances where some prick stole my name, then it's "TheScrythe".

There can be only one, dammit.

 

[SimplyTheWest]

Ummm, id be a lord...with the last name westy
Not much change, seing as thats my nickname anyway ( the westy part, not the lord bit)
Simon West --> Lord Simon Westy....not alot of difference

 

[Mighty Lighty]

I`d be splendidly cheerful and most likly married to Mrs Smile

 

[coldshadow]

IM A NINJA DUCK!

 

[tjarne]

I would probably be an old Biology teacher with twisted fingers from whom I stole my nic.(I changed the spelling quite drasticly though)
Also I would share Byere problem everyone pronounce it wrong the first 2-3 times unless they heard it being said. While it may be spelled tjarne its pronounced charne. Also tjarne is always spelled with all letters small.

 

[Rand-m]

Chances are I'd be called Randy. And I'd be really good at random Trivial Pursuit-esque facts. And my dialect would be missing random vowels.

 

[Argtee]

When ever someone say that "That guy did it" everyone will blame me.

Dammit...

 

[The Red Spy]

Gentlemen..

 

[Jack Of Herts]

well, considering my username is one of my nicknames, nothing would really change (although signing forms would be a little weird) and everyone would just end up calling me Jack anyway.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Malevolent Stranger or Alex Ruprecht.. Well my name would sound a hell of a lot cooler, and I'd seem a lot more psychotic (Not really) But still, it'd be nice.

 

[Iron Mal]

I would be Iron Mal.

I was turned to steel in the great magnetic field when I travelled time (for the future of mankind).

Now the time is near for Iron Mal to spread fear, with vengeance from beond the grave (I shall kill the people I once saved).

Heavy boots of lead, will fill my victims full of dread, while running as fast as they can they will scream 'Iron Mal lives again!'.

 

[Triangulon]

I'd be Triangulon, master of certain types of geometry and mathematical theorem which I would use to fight crime with my companions Orb Man and Cubos.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Hmm...
Sextus Maximus?
Sextus is the first diplomat for the Julii house of the Roman family in Rome: Total War.
Maximus is MaximusDecimus Meridius from the movie Gladiator. I don't know why I chose it but...

So I would be a Roman; Diplomat / Ex General / Gladiator / Heir To the Throne of ancient Rome.
Bully for me.

 

[ArcWinter]

I am my username, um... ArcWinter, symbolizing Fimbulwinter, the precursor to Ragnarok.

I would frighten Scandinavians. Also, I would destroy the world sometimes.

 

[Jay Cee]

The monotony of mine kind of brings me down.

It's my initials and takes away the idea of superlative exciting usernaming.
I might change it to 'reallyrathergoodatthingsman'.

Although if I want to stick with the established cliches of xbox LIVE then I would have to put in some needless X's and some synonym of the word 'sniper'.

 

[Redingold]

I'd be red.

That is all.

 

[Cmwissy]

Everyone thinks my username is girlish.

It's a correlation of my 5 Scottish names.

 

[Mr. Valentine]

my last name woudl be Valentine.....and that woud kick ass....that is all

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I would be 94 Squids, telepathically linked...