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robobobatron

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Fat Man Spoon said:
Ahem...

Fat Man spoon is in fact exactly what his title suggests; a fat man who has been on occasions known to spoon with people.
spooning leads to forking.......


anyway, my name, robobobatron, as my real name? that would be interesting. im not sure i could fit it on any kind of standardized test of form....... be an interesting way to introduce myself though
 

metalcore42

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I would be the sound coming from a Metalcore band at 42db. . .
That doesn't sound too exiting(No pun intended).
 

Neesa

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I guess my back story would be dreadfully awesome, since it's my actual nickname. But, I guess I can make up one? Long long time ago...in a gal- Oh wait, wrong story. Ahem.

One day, in the land of Holy Shit Awesome, the leader of the Kick Ass Army fell in love with one of the most beautiful ladies in the land. After a few years of dating, they finally decided to get married. They had one of the biggest and most memorable weddings of all time. It was talked about for years after the wedding. Then one day, the news that the happy couple were having a child spread like wildfire. The whole land was up in arms in excitement. The king and queen of the land was surely pleased that their son was finally going to child. The got everyone in the main providence to help build a new home for the family. A lot of people were confused why they didn't want to live in the castle. But the mother of the unborn child wanted her child to come to experience life inside and outside the castle.

After the 9 months of a slightly risky pregnancy, the baby was born... It was a girl! The land rejoiced as the news was told to everyone. The king and queen came to the bedside of the happy mother and asked, "What is the name you've chosen for this precious baby?" She looks up at them and mutters, "Neesa."

Yep. It went exactly like that.
 

ManveruAltharen

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I would, of course, be a wood elf hunter, born to the noble family before being outcast for aiding a group of rogue humans from the nearby castle for being wrongfully accused of murder. I would go on to be part of a famous adventuring group that would probably save some nonspecific campaign universe from a nonspecific evil dude or other nonspecific threat. I'd also have a bear.
 

BioTox

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Most people already call me by my Username because it's that I use for anything I can. =P Most people just call me 'Bio' though. Which makes it funny when people say, "BRB Bio [restroom break]." and I reply, "ok."

It's a very short version on a really old Username I used to have when I played Tribes >.<
 

Valthek

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My name would be stolen (by my parents) from an old issue of White wolf that dates to some 14 years after i was born.. so i would've ran around with no name for 14 years..

how's that for childhood traumas ? :D
 

nativebelle

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People would probably think it was some kind of indiginous beauty. Which I totally am, anyway. Go me.
 

JeanValjean

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If I were my username well I would be a French ex-convict running from the law in revolutionary France...
 

FLSH_BNG

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Aqualung said:
I'd be sitting on the park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent. Snot would be running down my nose -- greasy fingers smearing my shabby clothes.

Which is weird, considering I'm a very clean, young, straight woman.

I think I'd rather just be me, thank you.
Love this one...

As for me... People would be blinded and deafened by my glory. All would be helpless before me.

I kinda like the sound of that.
 

aww yea

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i would be an outburst of cool traversing the ether pointing out awesome events

aww yea.