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Bobular

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Oct 7, 2009
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I'd be me.

When I went on a course one year, we all started playing Unreal Tournament during lunch. I didn't really socialise outside of that so I was known by many only as Bobular.

Note: real name not Bob, but have learned to answer when people call me that.
 

DiamondJim

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Sep 27, 2008
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I would have a stomach 6x the size of a normal man's.

It's true. Look it up.

Oh, I'm also a filthy rich diamond collector who knows way too much about railroads.
 

HentMas

The Loneliest Jedi
Apr 17, 2009
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hummmmm...

I dont want to go into details, just saying that my user name is short for Hentai Master...

sorry about those images in your head right now
 

Lemon Of Life

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Jul 8, 2009
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I'd be some kind of influential religious figure, who would then go on to save mankind when they were on the brink of extinction.
 

DarkPanda XIII

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Nov 3, 2009
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I would be an oddity. seriously, DarkPanda? and apparently there are 13 of the line of DarkPandas?

I'd find that really funny, really.
 

Joshroom

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Oct 27, 2009
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I'd spend a long time wondering why I was named after what could be considered a convenient insult of myself. And then get over it. It's just a name, who gives a monkeys

Whogivesamonkeys? Now that would be an amazing name! Blast it.
 

thejadefalcon

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Nov 3, 2009
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I tend to shorten my username to "Jade" for simplicity, so I'd probably get a lot of transvestite jokes since I'm male.
 

Jared

The British Paladin
Jul 14, 2009
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Jaredin? Well, if its anything like my avatar would show. A Knight in Shining armour...lacking said damsel though
 

solidstatemind

Digital Oracle
Nov 9, 2008
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I suppose I would be called 'Solid' which would be bad, since everyone would assume it was a reference to Solid Snake. Or I guess I could go by 'Mr. Mind'-- which wouldn't be too bad, even if it sounds like a cheesy villian in a Sid and Marty Krofft show.
 

DoctorWhat

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Apr 10, 2009
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Funny story... Apparently, the persona I have for myself goes thus:
[small]put into a quote for neatness' sake.[/small]

I am a small piece of levitating, telepathic bacon, that types using telepathic tendrils that look suspiciously like bendy lightsabers. I can inflict any injury on myself (burning, singeing, cooking, slicing, chewing etc), and feel no pain. I regenerate any part of me that is lost immediately, (very handy fo distributing free bacon to people who please me). Are you following this? I can command pieces of bacon to do my bidding, and can transform myself into all of the different types of bacon... sometimes all at once... Because apparently, I saved some ancient civili-bacon from impending destruction by stomach, and the Elders gave me some freaky-shit-awesome powers called BACONPOWERS(R) that can do basically anything, and made me king of all bacon.

Oh, and I have a tail made of cucumber. [small]yeah, I thought that was weird too[/small]
So, that's, er... me... I guess...

Actually that's awesome. I want to be this bacon now!

From now on, you will not say something is cool, or awesome, or rad. You will say "Woah! that was totally BACON!"
 

Katherine Kerensky

Why, or Why Not?
Mar 27, 2009
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I'd be me. surprise surprise.
Seriously, I am what I make of myself.
but if literally, I would be one of 3 things:
1. A grey fox
2. the Greyfox (ninja)
3. The Grey fox (Thief)
sooo, I'm the 4th option.
4. Me.