If you were your username

[Biek]

Id be myself.

 

[Floppertje]

I'd be total, complete failure. and little too.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I'd be taken advantage of by Ukrainian Limping Spiders.

 

[Eatbrainz]

I'd be watching you all through Two-way looking glass.

 

[Rakkana]

Rakkana, cos player? dear god i hope not.

 

[Bobular]

I'd be me.

When I went on a course one year, we all started playing Unreal Tournament during lunch. I didn't really socialise outside of that so I was known by many only as Bobular.

Note: real name not Bob, but have learned to answer when people call me that.

 

[DiamondJim]

I would have a stomach 6x the size of a normal man's.

It's true. Look it up.

Oh, I'm also a filthy rich diamond collector who knows way too much about railroads.

 

[HentMas]

hummmmm...

I dont want to go into details, just saying that my user name is short for Hentai Master...

sorry about those images in your head right now

 

[Lemon Of Life]

I'd be some kind of influential religious figure, who would then go on to save mankind when they were on the brink of extinction.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

I would be an oddity. seriously, DarkPanda? and apparently there are 13 of the line of DarkPandas?

I'd find that really funny, really.

 

[Joshroom]

I'd spend a long time wondering why I was named after what could be considered a convenient insult of myself. And then get over it. It's just a name, who gives a monkeys

Whogivesamonkeys? Now that would be an amazing name! Blast it.

 

[thejadefalcon]

I tend to shorten my username to "Jade" for simplicity, so I'd probably get a lot of transvestite jokes since I'm male.

 

[Jared]

Jaredin? Well, if its anything like my avatar would show. A Knight in Shining armour...lacking said damsel though

 

[solidstatemind]

I suppose I would be called 'Solid' which would be bad, since everyone would assume it was a reference to Solid Snake. Or I guess I could go by 'Mr. Mind'-- which wouldn't be too bad, even if it sounds like a cheesy villian in a Sid and Marty Krofft show.

 

[DireFrog]

Id be Dire Frog. SO yeah I think id have a pretty shit time.

 

[DoctorWhat]

Funny story... Apparently, the persona I have for myself goes thus:
[small]put into a quote for neatness' sake.[/small]

I am a small piece of levitating, telepathic bacon, that types using telepathic tendrils that look suspiciously like bendy lightsabers. I can inflict any injury on myself (burning, singeing, cooking, slicing, chewing etc), and feel no pain. I regenerate any part of me that is lost immediately, (very handy fo distributing free bacon to people who please me). Are you following this? I can command pieces of bacon to do my bidding, and can transform myself into all of the different types of bacon... sometimes all at once... Because apparently, I saved some ancient civili-bacon from impending destruction by stomach, and the Elders gave me some freaky-shit-awesome powers called BACONPOWERS(R) that can do basically anything, and made me king of all bacon.

Oh, and I have a tail made of cucumber. [small]yeah, I thought that was weird too[/small]

So, that's, er... me... I guess...

Actually that's awesome. I want to be this bacon now!

From now on, you will not say something is cool, or awesome, or rad. You will say "Woah! that was totally BACON!"

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd be me. surprise surprise.
Seriously, I am what I make of myself.
but if literally, I would be one of 3 things:
1. A grey fox
2. the Greyfox (ninja)
3. The Grey fox (Thief)
sooo, I'm the 4th option.
4. Me.

 

[craftyfirestorm]

i guess i would be some kind of living fire tornado that is very cunning...at burning things