If you were your username

[blobber112]

lol, I would be a large gelatinous blob.... *voice says in the background* " WOULD BE?"

 

[Andalusa]

Mine isn't so bad, I'd probably shorten it and call myself Andy though.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I would don a flashy cape, and matching pants, and go defend the people of earth against truth and logic. With my mighty hammer of b***sh** I will smash well-known facts into a fine snortable powder and brutally maim logical arguments.

or I would just be as I am now.

 

[Atranis]

I don't know...I'd be, someone I guess. Actually it'd be pretty cool because I prefer my username to my real name.

 

[wordsmith]

are you suggesting that I'm not a wordsmith? :O

 

[El Poncho]

I guess I would be clone #14 of a man named Poncho(who will look like me I guess)

 

[Trivun]

I'm a step ahead of all of you, since Trivun is my real name (English, but named after my Serbian grandfather). So I'd be exactly the same as I am right now .

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

O god... Everybody'd probably call me emo-kid or something...

 

[zombiejoe]

I would don a flashy cape, and matching pants, and go defend the people of earth against truth and logic. With my mighty hammer of b***sh** I will smash well-known facts into a fine snortable powder and brutally maim logical arguments.

or I would just be as I am now.

I ROFLED when I saw your username and avatar.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

I'd have to change my name.

I mean, a retarded name like this works just fine online, where everyone's a retard anyway. But in real life, I'd rather not have people addressing me as "hURR dURR dERP", or any variation of that.

 

[A random person]

I'd just be your typical random person.

 

[Thimblefoot]

I think i would be a circus freak.

 

[p3t3r]

people would look at me funny when i spell my name i would have no idea how to pronounce it. probably just say peter and pretend the 3's are e's

 

[Sir Lewis Hazard]

Well... Other than my name changing to Lewis, nothing much. I'm already quite hazardous.

 

[HansGruber]

I'd be... dead

 

[Doc Incognito]

I'd be sitting on the park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent. Snot would be running down my nose -- greasy fingers smearing my shabby clothes.

Which is weird, considering I'm a very clean, young, straight woman.

I think I'd rather just be me, thank you.

It must be really rough spitting out pieces of your broken love, huh Aqualung?

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I would don a flashy cape, and matching pants, and go defend the people of earth against truth and logic. With my mighty hammer of b***sh** I will smash well-known facts into a fine snortable powder and brutally maim logical arguments.

or I would just be as I am now.

I ROFLED when I saw your username and avatar.

I´m glad that you liked. Providing mild amusements is what I do, and sometimes I even do it right.

 

[accountdeletethis]

If I were my username, I'd hang myself in two days, since the number of people who usually ask me to explain my username would go up exponentially.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I honestly have no clue. What's an OnyxOblivion look like?