If you were your username

[dark-amon]

I would likely be accused for being emo due to the dark-part and likely I would be declared a loony for actually being named amon, wich has alot of references across the world.

 

[Queen Michael]

People would think I was gay. And they'd understand why I wear women's clothing in public.

 

[Aqualung]

I'd be sitting on the park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent. Snot would be running down my nose -- greasy fingers smearing my shabby clothes.

Which is weird, considering I'm a very clean, young, straight woman.

I think I'd rather just be me, thank you.

It must be really rough spitting out pieces of your broken love, huh Aqualung?

Yeah... Kind of makes me feel like a dead duck, sometimes, if that makes sense.

 

[BuckminsterF]

I'd be a structural engingeer/president of mensa

 

[Spaghetti]

I'd probably be some form of Scottish Rapper.

An unsuccesful one as well...Scotland doesn't have an illustrious history of rap music...

 

[WorldCritic]

Well, I'd be a critic who hates the world. Maybe people at my school would expect me to tell them what sucks.

 

[Owlslayer]

I can't quite imagine...i guess everybody would like to know if i really hate owls and why do i want to slay them all. That could be a bit annoying. But most likely poeaple around me would start calling me "owl" or whatever. But if i truly WERE my username... no owl on the whole planet, not even the one reading this post, would be safe!!! Do you hear me, you nocturnal bastards??? I'm coming after every single one of you!!!


Bwa-ha-ha-haha-HAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!!!!! (insert more maniacal laugh here).

 

[secretshadow90]

I'd be a ninja with mystique's powers. I guess my only life option is super heroism or super villainy... oh wait, I'll be true neutral and just tell the world to piss off. Apathetic ninja is apathetic. (too bad I am no where near as cool as my username and this description sounds T_T)

 

[SovietSecrets]

Everybody would be trying to take a hit of me, but also my life would be alot more fun and colorful.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I am my username.

 

[Spitfire175]

*dakka dakka dakka* *merlin roar*

 

[Armored Prayer]

I guess I'd be covered in armor and pray a lot.

 

[historybuff]

I suppose people would say, "Wow, you like history, don't you?"

And I would say yes. If only I had chosen, "History; Destroyer of Hope and Goodwill"

 

[smithy1234]

I'd just have an odd name. Perhaps I'd begin donning a lab coat and perhaps glasses.

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd have to wear an Orange headband. Which'd be horrible.

 

[Sovvolf]

I guess they'd be a few Wolf jokes here and there, some may think I'm Russian and friends would call me Sov other then that me'h probably be the same.

 

[Jharry5]

If I was my username...?

I'd be called 'Harry'.
And my first initial would be 'J'.
...
And I'd be the fifth to be named as such...

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

The truth of this matter is for me to know and for you to find out

Suffice to say that my username and my real name are interchangeable for me in real life, depending on the situation and the crowd.

 

[Nothankyou]

I think I'd be quite feared, though it would be quite obvious what reasons I was visiting people for :3