If you were your username

[Dopey Trout]

durr

*flops* *struggles for breath*

 

[Aqualung]

I'd be sitting on the park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent. Snot would be running down my nose -- greasy fingers smearing my shabby clothes.

Which is weird, considering I'm a very clean, young, straight woman.

I think I'd rather just be me, thank you.

 

[FalloutJack]

I'd be any one of my Jack characters from Fallout (there are three). This would be bad for everyone else, because I really know how to build up Fallout characters and the Fallout 2 version was just outright hacked.

 

[IxionIndustries]

I'd love to be called "Ixion", except that people missay it, or they just wouldn't bother at all.

 

[wolf thing]

i would like a cross between a wolf and a thing

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

I'd be the most badass person in my hometown.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Id be a man, and a mix of a Giga powered Zero from MMx and a Nintendo 64.
in other words PURE AWESOME.

 

[delet]

Hmmm, People would either get to calling me 'Aby' or 'Z'. I'd think they'd just call me 'Z' as I'm a guy, and 'Aby' has a more feminine ring to it. Then there'd be a joke at my expense every now and again about the whole girl's name type of thing.

Edit: oh, so I'm becoming what my username is? Considering what my names are based off of, I'd either become a Necromancer, or a ... I really don't actually know. So a combination of a Necromancer and a ... I don't know? My brain hurts..

 

[zombiejoe]

i'd just go with my second name.Ricardo

Hey guess what Ricardo. I just added you.

 

[Mozared]

Ehm...

I'd be a fictional acolyte working for the Scourge in the Warcraft universe. Rather... devoted and demanding job, I'd guess.

 

[Magnatek]

Well, whatever I'd be, I would have a "magnetic" personality!
*knee slap*

 

[DazZ.]

People do call me Dazz, so I am Dazz.

But that's sadly not my username.
D4zZ, maybe it's the product name for DazZ 4.0, like Thi4f.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Distorted Stu.. hmm i guess i would be called Stu in the end. But the distorted may make peopel think im a freak.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd be collecting my moneyz!

 

[Naheal]

Wouldn't care.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd either be the last of a species of rodents, or people would wonder what the hell was wrong with my parents.

 

[Antagonist86]

I'd have to find a protagonist to be an antagonist to. But since I'm me I'm the protagonist of myself, so I.. uh.

*blanks*

 

[rokkolpo]

i'd just go with my second name.Ricardo

Hey guess what Ricardo. I just added you.

Guess what Joe.I added you back

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

They'd all hate me for liking The Killers.

Nothing new, then.

The Killers !!!!

meh, they're alright

OT:

My name would be prophetic of the paranoia around a popular doomsday prophecy- and it would be hilarious.

As it is, I'm already named after a superhero...