If you were your username

[Kiefer13]

I'd be exactly the same, except a clone. The 13th such clone, in fact.

 

[Irapotato]

do i even need to say?

 

[KiLl_RoY]

i think everyone would just call me Kill or Roy but the day i found someone named Roy isn`t going to be nice... for him.

 

[Lotet]

oh F*@# yeah, Lotet stands for "Lord of The End Times"

a.k.a Archaon, basically the most expensive and powerful unit in the entirety of Warhammer (fantasy)

 

[Spygon]

i would be a half dragon, half dinosaur that would breath fire and fart deadly substances.If you catch how i made my user name get back to me and you might win something.(but probably not)

 

[CrazyGirl17]

...I'd probably just be crazier than normal.

 

[aarontg]

I think most people might still call me Aaron anyways because I dont think anyone will pronounce the TG at the end.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

My username IS my name. Yes I am most badass.

 

[One Seven One]

i would be a kid who likes video games and has a shirt with 171 on it... yeah i can't think of anything better then that

 

[crudus]

Well, Crudus is surprisingly a name used as a first name. So I guess my first name would still be unusual like my current name is to nothing new I guess. I am really unsure what changes you are going for.

 

[Nukey]

Yeah......I would start and international crisis.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I would don a flashy cape, and matching pants, and go defend the people of earth against truth and logic. With my mighty hammer of b***sh** I will smash well-known facts into a fine snortable powder and brutally maim logical arguments.

or I would just be as I am now.

Darn you! I have to protect random truths and logics
To the Random mobile!

 

[Low Key]

I am. Nothing cryptic about it.

 

[Garaw]

I'd be named after a Tauren protection warrior.

And also, by pure accident, a city in Iraq.

 

[DJude]

haha, my name actually is Venn, i just put it as my username because one, it sounds cool, and two, because c'mon, how many people do you know (unless you know me by some chance) that have the name Venn?

 

[Elesar]

I'd be Aragorn. Because Elesar is his elfish name

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A Vaudevillian Veteran? Hm. Someone who made it through the Vaudevillian era?

 

[Ciarang]

I am my username... wait, oh shi-

"TIME PARADOX!"

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what would happen...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My name would be an oxymoron, and people would laugh at me all the time. If I were literally my name I would not be a literal entity, since my name describes fire falling from the sky (Divine Punishment, in this case) as it "Fire falling like Hail" hence: Hail Fire.
But that's not what you're asking so I would just have a dumb name/hard childhood.
[sup]Edit: now that I think of it, I would be divine punishment incarnate, and that is bad ass.[/sup]

 

[LTK_70]

My name would be an abbrevation. Like DJ. Or TK. Or MJ.