If you were your username

[carpathic]

Hrm...an evil dude obsessed with cars? Like the guy in deathproof?

Yess....

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

As I'm Connosaurus Rex I would be a T Rex with the last name as Connor, so everyone would just call me connor or rex maybe. It would change in that I'd be a T Rex and would not be able to use tech since I would have WAY to short of arms, but nonetheless I'd be a lovable Dinosaur, with the constant remainder of my ancestors devastation in the holocaust [/joke]

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Hmmm...

I would probably change my first name to Manuel-Carlos, and never mention the 123.

M.C. Echer, even though it isn't spelled right.

 

[Whitefeather]

I would be a very successful U.S. Marine sniper that fought during the Vietnam War, with 93 confirmed kills and an M21 variant named after me.

 

[Grand_Arcana]

I'd threaten to turn people into frogs using alchemy, the turn myself into an invincible God-thing.

 

[Spectre4802]

I guess I'd be either a ghost or be like Ghost in MW2 (You never know his real name), and the 4802 would either be a team code or, if we're talking future here, my 'barcode number'.

 

[gunningyoudown]

<------ ummmmmm you dont want to know

 

[Random Argument Man]

NOoooooooOOooo!!!!! ACTIVATE THE RANDOM GUN!! Probability: 2/20... You win this round! I'll be back.

Ha haa, I´m invincible! *thunder and lightnings*
...The hell? It was supposed to be a sunny day.

I´m so evil it sometimes ruins my picnic plans *sigh*.

I'm back with my new pet. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGYHXCFgW6E&feature=related]

Story* RAM's pet shreds the land. RAM activate his Random Gun. However, things backfires with -17/20. RAM and the pet are frozen until the night.

Later back at home, RAM's wife ask him "What's wrong honey?". RAM gives his reply. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX1LOdGdiL0]

Note* I'm procastinating and I thought of a silly joke I wanted to share with you.

 

[Simon Hadow]

Well, I would be Simon Hadow... I guess past the slightly foreighn sound of it, it would just be like any other name.

 

[Taco of flames]

My life would be pain. Either mentally, because of my name, or physically, because... well, do I really have to explain?
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Although I don't suppose I would feel anything, being a taco...

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I'd be great, cool, and full of energy?

 

[Motiv_]

I'd be a 11 year old child with an Xbox live microphone and 13 AK47's dangling from either arm.

 

[maninahat]

I'd have to wear hats, even in bed or in the shower. If I had a choice, it would be somekind of fez, I'd be wearing.

 

[Cola Leaf]

Everyone would assume I drink Coca Cola (true) and do pot (not true)

 

[silentsentinel]

...

 

[Rawker]

I would be uncooked, and I would rock.

 

[PunchClockVillain]

I would be evil, but only on the job.

 

[zamble]

At first I tought Zamble meant nothing, so that would be strange... Whith the help of google I learned it is the name of some african deity, and that would be strange, a white guy with an african name... or maybe not.