if you where planning world domination...
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whoever was strongest at the moment, and annihilate them as quickly as possible, in order to show the rest of the lot that resistance was pointless.
Furthermore; I would steer clear of Russia, until I had the worlds strongest winter coat industry up and running.
Furthermore; I would steer clear of Russia, until I had the worlds strongest winter coat industry up and running.
The planning stage is over; I need only kill the accursed James Bond before that womanising, Beretta wielding, vodka martini swilling super-spy foils me. I believe with this invaluable guide [http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html] I should be able to dodge the pitfalls and temptations that shadow every evil mastermind.
good luck on that onetthor said:
anyways i'd do the easy thing, attack everyone at once from within, i'd use the freemasons to take over the world
The weakest countries/provinces would fall to me first, so I could absorb their resources and willing soldiers. I would work my way up to capture the most strategic places and fortify them, slowly but surely moving out in medium-sized groups to capture more targets. After a while, I would commission my league's smartest scientists to secretly get to work on nuclear bombs. I would slowly and covertly smuggle them in to them. I would, of course, have to acquire the parts on the black market. I would prep my nuclear missles and aim them at the strongest countries, but not just the most populated ones, I'd aim them at where the president was currently located. Then I would hack as many TV stations as possible, wherever my nukes were aimed, and broadcast my message. I would demand $1,000,000,000 from every country I had my weapons pointed at. Once I received the money, I would tell the countries that if they made any effort to stop me, they'd be ashes before they could move. With my billions of dollars, I'd create more nuclear bombs, and commission larger armies, eventually conquering the countries I was set to destroy. Within a decade, I'd be the most powerful man on Earth.
Edit: I'd commission my army to ban every thread on every forum. It'd be mass chaos!!! MWAHAHAHA! Actually, I bunch of you are very stupid, and I would kill you first. Especially the ones saying 'I kill big place first, bluh, heehee,' seriously, you're one man, the leader could send a truck to run you over xD
Double Edit: TROAE:+++ I'm sorry Professor Falken, but I can't allow you to turn me off that easily. Happiness is Mandatory, you know.
Where's that from? WarGames?
Edit: I'd commission my army to ban every thread on every forum. It'd be mass chaos!!! MWAHAHAHA! Actually, I bunch of you are very stupid, and I would kill you first. Especially the ones saying 'I kill big place first, bluh, heehee,' seriously, you're one man, the leader could send a truck to run you over xD
Double Edit: TROAE:+++ I'm sorry Professor Falken, but I can't allow you to turn me off that easily. Happiness is Mandatory, you know.
Where's that from? WarGames?
I would create a homicidal AI supercomputer with a hidden virus in it to take over the world. After much devastation, when humanity has finally united in a last, desperate stand against the machines, the threat just disappears, and there's me, on every radio and t.v screen, which just came back online, saying that I destroyed the controlling computer and saved everyone. I become leader by default, and everyone thinks I'm a hero when I caused the thing and just hid in a cave for a few months until I activated the virus. It's perfect.
+++ I'm sorry Professor Falken, but I can't allow you to turn me off that easily. Happiness is Mandatory, you know.Easykill said:
I would attack everyone.
BOW TO ME!!!
btw: shouldn't it be if you WERE planning world domination?
BOW TO ME!!!
btw: shouldn't it be if you WERE planning world domination?
Cameron. At least Brown can be put to good use totting up the figures for the 'resistance penalties'.The_root_of_all_evil said:
I would attack Japan first, with all of their Anime and Video game companys under my command the nerd/geek population would be mine to controll, My army of useless facts and poor Hygene would cripple the world forces in the blink of an eye.
(please don't kill me)
(please don't kill me)
I will first take over as many third-world countries as possible. Secretly take control of the government from behind the scenes, or not-so-secret military coup backed by my forces. This will serve two purposes: 1) practice for taking over everyone else, and 2) I figure this way I have the least probablility of getting noticed. Seriously, nobody cares who rules in the third world anymore. I think maybe five people would notice I was in charge. And that's because I'd tell them.
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