if you where planning world domination...

[Copter400]

Pfft, I'm already planning world domination. I don't have a plan of attack, per se, I've decided on a method that will keep bloodshed to a minimum. Though I will obliterate those who oppose my benevolent rule, yesiree Bob.

 

[jobr89]

Switzerland.

Send a message that neutrality is not an option.

Never trust the colour of a neutral...i would rather have enemies then neutrality.....and would attack Belguim, cos i can!

 

[bassie302]

attack the innocent!

 

[TheIr0nMike]

Just do what bush and the neocons are doing, create and enemy and attack it.

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

The sea life. Those peaceful little scammers are out to get us.

 

[Mnemophage]

One of my favorite poker strategies is to continuously check when having a good hand; chances are, a stingy opponent will get frustrated and raise more than enough for you. Why would I put myself in the very public position of aggressor when the whole world is ready to destroy itself piecemeal?

 

[CartoonHead]

If I had a doomsday device-esque weapon then:
The U.S. (they'd be the main threat). Then I'd be fairly peaceful with Russia + China until I was in a position to annihilate them too.

If I didn't have the aforementioned weapon, then weaker countries first to absorb and stockpile resources - especially in countries of civil unrest, whilst feigning to be saving the free world to keep the UN on my side...hang on a minute that sounds familiar... (Cue enraged Americans breaking down CartoonHead's door and dragging him off to Guantanamo).

 

[lousyshot55]

I'd build a time machine, go back to the cuban missle crisis and detonate a nuke in Cuba and then sit back and wait for Russia and America to knock themselves retarded and take over afterwards......it's much easier to get others to do the work for you and enjoy the benefits

 

[tthor]

It's illegal over there? Then what's up with all the weird cartoon bondage tentacle hentai stuff?

I think the tentacles are used as a euphemism for a penis. From what I've heard, the Japanese government is worse than the US when it comes to sex, so in order to get around the laws, 'artists' (whatever you'd call them) use tentacles and cartoons.

alot of anime companys try to test their limits greatly to see how far they can get before stuff is considered 'porn'.

 

[tthor]

My first act as Galactic Dictator will be to execute anyone who has ever been on a Reality TV show... And then anyone who has watched one... Well, Watched one for reasons other than to make fun of it...

AMEN ALMIGHTY LEADER!

i absolutely HATE reality television with a passion

 

[Silver]

If I was planning world domination, I wouldn't reveal my battle plan on an internet forum. Anyway, you don't need to worry about it, it's pretty self-explanatory and in two years time you'll all know how it went. Oh, and be sure to cram in as much living as possible until then.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

First, I'd get developing countries and give them a leader, me or someone who I trust, and Hope for a life that's way more awesome and learn their ways as to make it look like I want to make their lives better and not to conquer. Then, I'd bring technology over with boxed electricity and teach them about that. After, band all them together and start grabbing lesser contries a swiftly as possible. I should have Asia by now so I'd go get Europe and Africa. I now have all of the Eastern Contenient. With my awesome fury, I get Canada and South America, slowly getting the US to make them suffer for their horrible health care and fruitless campaign against everyone. Australia and Antarctica would submit sooner or later, so I don't need to worry about them. Even though the ARE awesome. With everyone united, I've stopped major war and just left street fight and gang rumbles, that my Cyborg Police can stop easily.

Doesn't sound to bad.

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

^ worked out well for Japan

It would have if they got any of the aircraft carriers....

>_>

 

[TheFreeGus]

I would get my citizens to emigrate into neighbouring countries until they are a majority in that area, get them to vote for independence and then I would annex the newly formed country.
Rinse and repeat. I 'd need a very large population to do this though.

 

[YuppySlime]

Everyone.

It would take the simultaneous launch of several nuclear warheads, but, hell, hypothetically I'd have the stuff I need already to do so? right? Thats how this works?

I'd blow us all to hell and I'd ride the first fucking bomb like the guy with cowboy hat did in Dr. Strangelove.

One of the most badass scenes in movie history

 

[LewsTherin]

First, i would upgrade my reavers and drop them strategically as to debilitate the military of whatever country I decide to start out on, then send in the zealots and scouts to clean up whatever is left. At this point i declare myself king and move on to the next poor bastard that just happened to live beside my newly forged nation.
EDIT: and make everyone read the Wheel of Time IMMEDIATLY

 

[Wolfwind]

God. I would attack Heaven, and use the religious as my soldiers.