If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[KitsunetheFox]

@ShockValue: You're always pushing people out of windows. I'm really sorry though. *Hands over the cookies to show how sorry I am* Just like my mother used to make, although she did make them with the souls of the innocent, so they may taste a little bit EVIL, but they are really good, trust me.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I think I am going to have to surface my lair for a moment.
I need to add windows!

*rushes off to take lair surface wise*

 

[ShockValue]

@Fox: Well I only do that because the people deserve to be thrown out.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

@ShockValue: As I said, I'm really sorry. *Huggles*

 

[ShockValue]

@Fox: Those cookies were delicious. I didn't know evil tasted so good.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Evil has its merits. We make really really good confectionery.
*Huggles some more*

 

[ShockValue]

Normally at this point in time I would have thrown you out the window for no apparent reason. However the fact that you're a cute evil bunny that would kill me if I tried is stopping me from doing that.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Why would you throw a cute bunny out the window?

@Kit: *Huggles*

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Because he's evil.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Your're just paranoid.

@Kit: *Huggles more*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hmmm.....

I've installed teleporter windows.
Since a majority of time will be spent underwater, the teleporter will just toss the person thrown through in a random location somewhere in the lair.

Not the same as the waterfall or the cliff, but it should suffice for the moment.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: You weren't here when he was eating people's arms and heads.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Of course you are over exaggerating.

*Huggles Kit*

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I'm not!

@Unusual: Well, I'll be the first to test them. *throws Scde2 through teleporter window*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Scde2, I believe it was your limbs that were eaten. And I prefer to think of myself as Chaotic Lulzy rather than evil.
*Hugs*

 

[Discord]

Imposter!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tuddle]

Oh who's a good doggy?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

@Fox KITSUNE: Sorry, but there are 100s of people on this site who have the word "Fox" or "Kitsune" in their names.


*Uses Tuddle as a bodyguard*
You will be paid in lovely maidens, Dr.Pepper and Cheetos.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Okay, I swear I'm seeing double.
Kitsunethefox.
Fox KITSUNE.
Which one is real and which one is the evil doppelganger sent from the future to kill us all?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I think we're both different people. I'm a British bunny of death, Fox KITSUNE is.... some bloke from America? (Apologies, I've got no clue who you are)

*Sits down in Zero's lap*
Together, we can rule/destroy this world.