If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

At least the land of Oz is safe for now. *AHH Dropbear*

Spoiler: run in fear

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

hmm....who are you? how did you get in my bed? And why are you so pale?

 

[Zeromaeus]

She has black & white syndrome like I used to...

 

[Dr.Susse]

That?s a rare disease and it's contagious. Trust me I?m an imaginary doctor.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

The only doctor i trust is Dr. Pepper when i'm drinkin it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wise, very wise!

 

[Steppin Razor]

I see you survived the drop bear attack Doc. They're nasty, vicious little bastards aren't they.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yes luckily I remembered to wear my drop bear repellant. (Vegemite)
They may but lethal killers but wow they are good eating.

 

[Scde2]

Good news! I'm still not smited.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*Bah! says Lelouch as he returns from the Target Range*
I shot 249/300 today! im dropping faster than flies in a gas chamber!
*grumbles as he cleans and stores his rifle*

So! How is everyone today?

 

[UnusualStranger]

*returns from shopping*
Huh. Maybe it's the gun you are using. Is the chamber off?

I'm doing well today. You doing well?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

yeah im just peachy, i think the front sight is loose, im gonna need a bunch of allan wrenches to take it apart and examine it. Got any of those?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Yep. Located in the armory. Upstairs, to the right. Should have everything you need to fix whatever ails your weapon.

Now, I think I'll take a couple shots at the range...Perhaps it is malfunctioning.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

its either me or the rifle, but it's most likely me. you have no idea how hard it is to keep this thing still when you are standing 10 meters from the target box. the slightest twitch means the difference between a bulls-eye and a miss.

 

[Hazy]

Meh, it's Lelouch.
You could do a lot worse.

 

[UnusualStranger]

10 meters eh? Well, perhaps it is you, but you always need to check your weapon. Just a slight off on that will ruin you as well.

*proceeds to fire crossbow*
Meh, it isn't any challenge with this. I'm a damned crack shot with this.

 

[ShockValue]

You guys ruined the nuclear weapons testing I was doing.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Shock: You tried to blow up Australia. Of course it was stopped, can't have the awesome that is Australia getting nuked for any reason at all.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Hm? Oh. No that was the Doctor, with some encouragement, I am sure, from Alpha.

I would have done something, but I went out to buy a few things, so I had no idea.