If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: It's not like I chose it on purpose. I think Australia is awesome as well. Mainly the accents. But it had to be done.

@Unusual: I'm not sure how effective they can be if they're stopped that easily.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Shock: To be fair, the good doctor has some amazing koala throwing skills. If it was anybody else the place would've been vapourised

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: Well I guess that's enough nuke testing for now. Unless you want to eat another nuke.

 

[Steppin Razor]

No, I'm alright. That hurt last time I did that. A LOT.

 

[Vrex360]

How... how did we even.... I mean, you're like... a cyber ghost right?

You know what, I'm actually not going to question this.

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: Well, I'm still surprised you survived.

Hello again Vrex.

 

[Vrex360]

Indeed, it has been a while, how have you been?

I notice you are now a voltage master, very good.

 

[ShockValue]

I am quite well good sir, how are you?

And you are a badass alien, but we all already knew that.
Although I must say that you work quite slow. We're all still alive, what happened to that genocide of yours?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Perhaps he is on vacation?
I mean, this is a pretty nice place....

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Shock: Like I said, it hurt. But loyal servants of the Chaos Gods and her Most Glorious Haruhi have nothing to fear when it comes to nukes. I must say though that it took a while to find my legs. If it wasn't for Stranger's robots helping me out I'd probably have never found them.

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: You should have got robotic legs that have jets built in.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't worry about my genocidal capacity, as it happens I am on break.
Don't worry, I'll release the Ebola virus into a populated area some time soon.

 

[ShockValue]

@Vrex: Well that's a relief. I thought you had given up.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Sad day indeed when even the Elites have decided it is no longer worth the hunt of humans.

 

[Dr.Susse]

He must be slipping. The Ebola virus isn't the best doomsday virus on the market at the moment.

 

[ShockValue]

He should just destroy the planet.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Didn't you want to take over the planet?

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: If I can't have this one I'll just go conquer Neptune.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: What about *laughs* Uranus *laughs*!?

 

[UnusualStranger]

What is the point of owning a planet anyway?
Sounds like a lot of work to me.