If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Still counts.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: But you are talking to me.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Ignoring you now.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: *Makes very annoying sounds*

 

[Tiny116]

@Scde2 Besides it's funnier to keep you handcuffed, I'm sure Leon will think of a good way to spit roast you!

@Shock ..Puppies...PUPPIES WHY!

@Rex *bows*

 

[ShockValue]

@Tiny: Puppies are cute, that's why!

 

[Tiny116]

@Scde2 Shoves sock in mouth and tapes over it...GODDAMMIT

@Shock But they PEE EVERYWHERE, you may be partial to having your leg humped but i'm not!

 

[ShockValue]

@Tiny: What about kittens?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I'm the cookie master, are you the cookie keeper? (scraping the botton of the barrel)

@Shock: KITTENS!

 

[Tiny116]

@Shock They're even worse, with claws and high pitched mewing sounds, plus they grow into cats which in turn take a dump in ll gardens but there own!
Give me a fully grown and rescued dog any day of the week!

 

[Scde2]

@Shock:

Spoiler: Fine then!

No more coffee for you!

 

[ShockValue]

@Tiny: Fine! What about a bear?

 

[Tiny116]

@Shock Ah, NOW WE'RE talking, Stick him in the front garden and those fecking cats will stay the hell away.
And he really will eat the postman XD

 

[ShockValue]

@Tiny: I was talking about bear cubs. I doubt they could eat a post man.

 

[Tiny116]

@Shock Well in that case i'd be quite happy raising a bear cub or two, make them loyal and then when they are fullly grown I would plonk them in my front garden to eat the post man, and the sales men, definatly the sales men.

 

[ShockValue]

@Tiny: I guess you can also train them to rob banks.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Sup Shock......how's it goin?

 

[Claymorez]

(I will prevent this going the way of the Asylum game!)

IF I woke up beside the above avatar I would on one hand be cool at there being a girl and less so that there was a guy there also. I would tie the guy up and lock him out of the room and go back to bed.

 

[Tiny116]

@Claymorez Sorry Clay, but this thread was de-railed long before the asylum game!
But i'll humour you.
I'd freak out and stab you with my lightsaber then burn the bed to get rid of the evidence!

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Tiny: The first major derail, you think?

OT: Wake up.....not care. Morning isn't really the best time for me to be bothered.