If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

Recommended Videos

Steppin Razor

New member
Dec 15, 2009
6,868
0
0
Does it matter why he's in handcuffs? He's defenceless, start stabbing him.

Also, we still in that underwater lair? Because I'm going to guess it'd be really hard for him to swim while handcuffed. Just throwing it out there.
 

UnusualStranger

Keep a hat handy
Jan 23, 2010
13,588
0
41
@Lelouch: Oi! Lelouch? How you doing? You OK? What are you doing with my butter knife from the toast earlier?

@Alpha: Last I checked, its still standing...or swimming. Or whatever an underwater lair does. Yeah, its got one. Why?
 

Steppin Razor

New member
Dec 15, 2009
6,868
0
0
*Chuck Scde2 into the arena*

Prepare to face your doom at the hands of a creature that eats the pathetic Star Wars rancor for breakfast:

Fixed on account of Doc's suggestion.
 

Dr.Susse

Lv.1 NPC
Apr 17, 2009
16,498
2
43
Oh god no. It should of been in another spoiler tag saying you've been warned. Just one can not contain that much evil.
 

All Hail Lelouch

New member
Feb 5, 2010
2,240
0
0
/sigh/ im fine, im just tired of all the dicks in my ROTC unit. I was sitting in the corner of the staff Office playing Advance Wars. There were around 5 other people in there. i was hunched over the game because i has really focused, so they couldn't see what i was doing.

do you know what they assumed?

They thought I was masturbating over there! And the worst part is that i can't defend myself from these moronic assumptions. No matter how hard i argue, they won't listen and think they know better. So im now more infamous than i ever was.

They even gave me a nickname, Squirtus (My real name is Curtis)

So yeah.......Fuck my life right now.
 

UnusualStranger

Keep a hat handy
Jan 23, 2010
13,588
0
41
@Lelouch: Well, people are usually dicks anyways. Do not work too hard to deny the allegations. If you do, it will become far more noticeable. Just let them have their little fun, and try and see if you can catch anyone else doing anything embarrassing. People are usually pretty easily distracted.

Nice choice of game though. Don't worry about the fools.
 

Steppin Razor

New member
Dec 15, 2009
6,868
0
0
@Lelouch: Ee gads, man! These people are doing some form of Officer training and are this moronic?

To be honest, they sound like they're just dicks looking for something to be dickish over. Regardless of what you were doing they probably would have found something stupid to say about it. Ignore and move on, most likely in five years they'll be flipping burgers.
 

Vrex360

Badass Alien
Mar 2, 2009
8,379
0
0
Greetings humans, well what do we have here? Two primitive humans showing their foolish emotions for one another.
You shall not sway me, prepare for destruction..... awww but it's so sweet.... NO PREPARE TO DIE!