If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[CounterAttack]

I'd hit that.

With a crowbar. XD

 

[NeoAC]

A toothpick? On my rugged Canadian neck? Not gonna work mate.

*Borrows CA's crowbar for which to smack Scde upside the head with*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Doctor Freeman just called...
He wants his crowbar back!

 

[NeoAC]

Tell him to "borrow" his own dang crowbar!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

That is his crowbar!
Didn't you notice how it was exceptionally good for smacking things?

 

[NeoAC]

I assumed CA made it out of finely made Ontario steel, which as everyone knows is excellent for smacking anything.

 

[Vrex360]

Hmmmm, I managed to narrowly avoid that missile. Must control my urge to kill humans....

Hey, a cat girl.

You know what? Not technically defined as human as:
A. you are part feline
B. I have never seen a male of your species and hence you must reproduce differently to humans.

Hence, I have no reason to kill you.

Want a coffee?

*evil chuckle*

Never mind then.... hello human... there shall be no Shock Value to save you now.

*impales you with energy sword*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Neo
All crowbars belong to the God of Crowbars: Gordon Freeman!

@Vrex
Sure!
Hey! Save some squishy mortals for me!

 

[NeoAC]

Haha! I can never die, for I am the embodiment of Canada! And we don't take too kindly to the use of electric energy swords there now.

*Freeze blasts the alien the smacks him to pieces with the crowbar*

Well I'm the patron saint of crowbars, as well as snow, hockey, and maple syrup!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Damnit I thought you were just another squishy mortal!

 

[NeoAC]

Hey I didn't just make up that flashy title on the spot. I earned that sucker. Also, do I freaking look mortal? I'm all black and white!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

They may deny it, but some time ago, all mortals were black and white...

 

[Vrex360]

Respawn in

3

2

1

*respawns*


..... I hate it when that happens.

Hey Catgirl, once again I shall send you the remains of all the mortals I kill, right after I destroy Canada once and for all!!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Good, you do that.
In the mean while I'll go blow up some inhabited planets...

 

[NeoAC]

You can't destroy Canada. Canada is a concept, of pride, determination, and a crisp cool beer that comes straight from the land that nurtured us. Or so is my understanding. And since I'm the representation of that, good luck killing a concept.

 

[Vrex360]

You can destroy a concept.

I shall start by killing Celine Deon, then destroying all the Basketballs in the world... then finally... Terrance and Philip!!

[sub]Please note, any stereotyping of Canada is SATIRICAL and not to be taken seriously[/sub]

 

[NeoAC]

Oh no not that!

NeoAC's thoughts: Perfect, Dion's a screeching harpie who's more Vegas than Canuck, we gave up on basketball ages ago, and Terrence and Philip haven't been funny in years. An acceptable amount of loss.

 

[Dr.Susse]

You can't destroy Canada it will live on through the maple leaf encrusted hearts of all Canadians around the globe.

 

[Vrex360]

*turns around from burning the last of the maple leaf encrusted hearts of all of Canadians all around the globe*

Sorry didn't catch that, what did you say?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Oh nothing.