If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sassafrass]

...DRINK!

Seriously though, awesome avatar.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Thanks I alway like to meet other Farther Ted fans..... I mean "FECK OFF".

 

[Sassafrass]

Not at all, although I haven't watched it in ages and can't remember any names of anyone.

But I ramble. *Growls at*
[sup]I love SmileDog.[/sup]

 

[Dr.Susse]

Nice doggy no need to smile menacingly.

 

[Sassafrass]

*Continues 'smiling'*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

That's one dark avater Sas...
I can barely see it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Cowering in corner* It smiles so much

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Dr. Susse, I didn't know you had smileophobia!
*Smiles*

 

[Dr.Susse]

My pills I need my pills. Ahh Smileaphorin emotassin helps cool the nerves.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*Smiles like nobody has ever smiled before*

 

[Dr.Susse]

I've never seen anyone smile like that before I'm cured!
Wait the Emotassin is kicking in..........This shade of black isn't black enough to express the anguish in my soul.
To the time of sleep! G'night.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*Smiles in an Evil manner*
*Starts laughing in an even more Evil manner*
*Evil laughing triggers a zombie apocalypse*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Yum, zombie barbecue. A few beers and some zombie steaks should go down real well.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*Continues laughing in an Evil manner*
*Zombierobotninjapirates start ravaging the planet with an infinity of waves...*

 

[Rainboq]

FOR ASGARD!
*thwacks with toy hammer*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

*Smashes with sledgehammer*

 

[Rainboq]

[HEADING=1]*THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!* *THWACK!*[/HEADING]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

FOR PONY!
*Throws balls of fire and ice*

 

[Scde2]

A toothpick? On my rugged Canadian neck? Not gonna work mate.

*Borrows CA's crowbar for which to smack Scde upside the head with*

Spoiler: O RLY?

 

[ShockValue]

That's just overkill.