If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

@Lycan: *takes coffee and runs off*

@Scde2: Just a bit.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Just a bit?

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Yes.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: ...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Looks at coffee*
*****!
*Zaps Scde with hand buzzer*
*Makes more coffee*

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: What?

 

[Scde2]

@Lycanthrope: Well done!

Spoiler: on noes! another spoiler

@Shock: *Sighs* Nevermind.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: ...

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: (More ellipses)

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Don't make me throw more acid at you.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: You should remember how that turned out last time.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I'll be sure to throw the right kind this time.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: I doubt that.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Fine, I guess I could just throw you out the window once Unusual finishes his lair.

 

[NeoAC]

Or I can.

*throws Scde out the window*

 

[Sassafrass]

Hmm...a Canadian. Awesome.

 

[NeoAC]

Damn straight awesome. Now who wants poutine?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Drinks coffee happily*
What?

 

[Scde2]

*Throws window at Neo*

 

[NeoAC]

*lifts up Canadian Shield to block window* (Ah Geological humor. I love it.)

@Scde: Hey man here, calm down, have some poutine, it'll make you feel better.