If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I tried to warn you...

 

[The Zango]

Score!

 

[Scde2]

@Shock:

Spoiler: OMG! It's my family

@BigZ: So...How does this work?

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I thought I killed them already.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: It's my extended family.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Guess I need to activate the sentry guns again.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Meany

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: How am I mean? You're the one trying to blackmail me. You're the mean one.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: You threw me out the window many times. I was trying to protect myself.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: But all you ended up doing was making me want to throw you out a window more than I usually do.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Is that even possible?

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Yes. I'm waiting until Stranger is done his volcano lair to throw you out of one though.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock:

Spoiler: Don't make me send Rosie after you

 

[UnusualStranger]

Speak of the Stranger, and he appears....

With a finished volcano lair, no less!

Just about as good as this place, except I can't just detach parts of the facility....but I can open them up so lava flows into them.

Man, I love to build these things.

 

[ShockValue]

That's great! Looks like someone will be going out the window sooner than I expected.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I even have some time to show you around. Just need to go to the surface and we can walk over the bridge for my moat of lava!

 

[ShockValue]

I just know that someone will fall into the lava at some point. Oh, where are the nukes?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Actually, I had to stash them in a somewhat separate cavern. Seems they did not much care for the heat. Still connected to the main lair, of course.

Just about everything else is in the main, of course.

 

[NeoAC]

@Scde: They're having a huge poutine festival thing in Toronto to show it off to the States. Be patient, it'll come down eventually.

@Unusual: I don't like lava. It hurts my feet.

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Oh, do you happen to have any tanks or jets?