If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

@Neo:Well, no worries. A majority of the lava is in the deeper locations in my lair, and, of course, outside.

The inside is properly cooled.

@Shock: A small fleet of jets...and several tanks. I decided to stash my mechs elsewhere. Why do you ask?

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Just curious. You never know when you could use those.

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger:

Spoiler: Make sure that the lair is Shatner resistant.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Of course. Always plan ahead.

@Scde2: No worries. I made sure it keeps quite a few of the...unexpected away.
Though I think the lava will do the job well enough.

 

[NeoAC]

@Unusual: Awesome I likes cool. Cool is pretty good right now.

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Now I guess I should go find the best place to throw someone out of here.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Neo: Like the cold eh? Well, I do have an ice room or two around here. They are clearly marked. Enjoy.

@Shock: May I recommend near the top of the volcano? If I understand, it is quite the view, and one hell of a fall.

 

[Scde2]

*Hides*

 

[ShockValue]

*Throws Scde2 off the highest point of the volcano lair*

 

[Claymorez]

Breaks out a bag of Chocolate cookies and throws them in the air - waiting to see what happens in response.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Too bad that was a clone!

 

[NeoAC]

@Unusual: Yay! Ice rooms! Now I just have to find the beer room and I will be set!

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: *throws Scde2 into the lava*

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Neo: Actually, they are directly linked. I would like to think most people like their drinks iced....So enjoy!

@Scde2: I actually decided to transfer some of my save/recovery points to this volcano Lair. Much cheaper than buying more.

 

[Scde2]

*Teleports*
@Shock: Grr...

Spoiler

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: You deserved it.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well...I need to take care of a few things for a bit.

Try not to trash the new place while I'm out.

 

[NeoAC]

@Unusual: I'll try not to. *makes way to beer room*

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: I'm not making any promises.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: *Throws an egg*