If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: That's a lie. You know it was horrible.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Actually...It was the best joke ever told

[sub]/sarcasm[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Mean...
[sup] Boom [/sup]

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Dammit, no one ever pays attention to the ninja.

 

[ShockValue]

It's because you're so well hidden.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I know. I should put myself on fire, soon. Maybe in a few days.

 

[ShockValue]

Even on fire we wouldn't be able to see you. That's how awesome you are at staying hidden.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

You know what the best part of being on fire is?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

We stopped following the rules centuries ago.

 

[ShockValue]

I don't see any benefits to being on fire.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*stabs repeatedly, then paints the wall with the blood*

Gotta keep it wet or the monster will break free.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

The ninjas can't catch me.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Lelouch: Don't you see the monster is an apparition of your madness. you have given him life through your obsession he will live on un-till he is released. Also give back Squee!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Stealth kick to the nuts*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Going down *Thud*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Picks pocket of all valuables and pants*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Rex only finds unloaded mouse trap that was perfectly loaded before he found it.*

 

[Rainboq]

Wow, I got REALLY drunk....

 

[Rainboq]

Hey... aren't you the missing link?