If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

Actually, you just passed as you fell down my volcanic lair, you guys were pretty high up there.

Thought I should at least say hi though.

 

[Scde2]

*Wakes up*
*Looks down*
*Screams*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Knocks Scde2 back out* Stop screaming. I got this.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Mind if I join you gentlemen in your freefall?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Sure, but I won't save you.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Okay. I'll use my face as an airbag.

*takes out book* *starts reading*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Ninja flips and uses Penguin's face as a parachute*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*stabs and paints wall*

no offence to you, i pick my victims at random.
i needed blood since the wall was bulging

 

[Sir Kemper]

I need a sponge.

NOW!

 

[dmase]

@SirKemper Dear god i'm a closet pedophile

 

[Scde2]

Don't you dare tell anyone what happened last night!

 

[ShockValue]

Not this again...

 

[Scde2]

I lost count on how many time this happened.

 

[ShockValue]

...*runs away*

 

[Scde2]

*Runs into Shock*

 

[ShockValue]

*Falls down stairs*

 

[Scde2]

*Falls up stairs*

 

[ShockValue]

...
*jumps put window*

 

[Scde2]

I win!

 

[ShockValue]

Well, you usually do...