If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[CounterAttack]

I, my good Mudkipz, am a member of a race called the Seraphin. We rarely live outside Auralos, the country which we have had to move to after the great earthquakes. The Seraphin are similar to what humans call angels, but we are different in that we are more awesome and don't afraid of anything. We can breathe underwater and in gas as if we were breathing air.

These facts brought to you by the Seraphin Delegate, City Council, Kalaran City, Auralos.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

call for medic as Vaudess come close.....................................despicable

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

GG! Up! C'mon! *lightly taps on face*

 

[CounterAttack]

Vaude! The rack needs to be loosened before we can do anything!
*grabs the handle and loosens GG's ropes*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

arms dislocated...........................back almost broken.............................never been so aroused in life

 

[Kud]

[sup]Can someone fill me in on whats happening?[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

GG? C'mon. I know you can hear me!
[sub] You don't want to know. XD[/sub]

 

[CounterAttack]

*takes AshPox aside*
GG's gotten some serious injuries from the torture rack, and now he's losing consciousness. If we don't find a way to save him, he'll probably die.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

keep medigun in closet..................for times like this...........................
..................but uhhhh............#$@#^#%&#$!@#@&$^%#^#@%$@#$#%^ first?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...How about you get healed up first and we'll get to it?

 

[CounterAttack]

*runs to closet and ransacks it for the medigun*
Someone help me, I can't find it!

 

[Kud]

*searching for medigun...* OWW SOMETHINE BIT ME! theres something in your closet!

 

[Vrex360]

"..... oh jesus christ. Please tell me you are past the age of consent."

 

[CounterAttack]

Aha! Here we go!
*tries to pick up medigun*
Jesus, that thing's heavy. I can't lift it on my own.

 

[Vrex360]

"I'll surrender to communism if you promise not to tell anyone about this."