If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

please tell me your a female elite.

 

[Kud]

@CA Here I'll help you. *grabs medigun*... Jesus christ! this thing really is heavy!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Well, you're definitely not the worst person I've woken up with so far...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

GG journal 7299

arms useless hanging from sockets
spine stretched beyond repair
Only person capable of help can't lift medigun
never been more aroused
death seems imminent
lingers over body beckons to me
why hang on?
vision beginning to fade
hope CA realizes crank on rack can lift tonne.......................

 

[CounterAttack]

AshPox and I have got the medigun. *hefts medigun over to GG*
Someone pull the lever before we drop it!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Bandages can't fix dislocated arms and spine
need medi gun
lift with Rack
not much time now

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Holy. Fuck.

Did I just wake up on the Planet of the Apes?

 

[Neosage]

"Hey, you're not bad looking."

Then I'd smile and say:

"Wanna go for another round?"

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Ah! A red mage! Whatever shall I do! Well, since I don't know what red mages actually do...

 

[Vrex360]

".... wanna go again?"

 

[Sevre]

Mmmm...tasty elite.

 

[Neosage]

"You again huh? Well gorgeous, strip down, leave your hat on and bring the handcuffs."

 

[Zelurien]

Damnit... I knew I'd wake up with a midget one day.

 

[Sevre]

Is that.....Jesus? I knew he'd come if I wished hard enough.

 

[Lambi]

Oh, no! Not you! You weren't what I expected!

[sup]I was, however, expecting Hail Fire, ARP, CA or Vaude.[/sup]

 

[Supernatural Girl]

AAHHHHHH! Cutsy Anime Girl! Stop looking at me...

 

[Lambi]

Rayne? How many STD's did I catch from you?

 

[Sevre]

I'm used to the chocolate bar eyes now, they sort of seem sexy.