If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Nikolaz72]

Why should i stop asking questions? And why are you laying on top of that dwarf!?

 

[Scde2]

Because questions hurt my brain and because I don't exist!

 

[Steppin Razor]

It is a joyous and momentous occasion for I have returned from the evil clutches of work.
*cracks out Jack Daniels and beer*
Now lets get pissed and party like it's 1999!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yay now Gif's work.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Woo!
....and such...

*hands bottle of Jack's to Doc*
You look a little too sober to be a true blue Aussie there mate.

 

[Vrex360]

Cease your laughing, pitiful humanoid!!!

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Passes bottle to Vrex* I know *hic* that you have killed me al-alot but you kill us humans better than any other badass alien I know.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Maaaaaaaaaaattteee, hook us up with some of that booze. *hic* Some bastard drank all mine.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Bloody mongrel! If he comes back he'll be a crook as Rookwood and like a gyno investigating a clacker, fossicking the wrong hole.

 

[Vrex360]

*drunk*

Ahhh well of all the humans I've repeatedly had to kill, you were the most satisying.... in a good way.... to kill.... ermm.... I need more boo-oozzee

 

[Steppin Razor]

*checks*
Oh wait, I drank it! Hahahahahaha *hic*

@Vrex: Beer or Jack Daniels maaate? I'm about to go for a booze run and I have to know what to get.

 

[Vrex360]

Suns of Sangheilios Bourbon.

It is generally recommended humans DON'T DRINK IT.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It'll be better than the Ol' jaxs sprit.
Disloves the veins but has a great kick.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Ok then. Now where the hell did I leave my keys?

And why are there four of you walking around? One alien walking around trying to kill me was bad enough, but now there's bloody four of you!

 

[Vrex360]

MWA HA HA HA (vomits) HA!!!

Four Sangheili in place of one.... this was all part of my plan to dessssstrooyyyyyyyy...... (vomits)... ergh, forget it.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Gah, not all over my new shoes man! Do you have any idea how much those Dunlop Volleys cost in Australian Dollars? A whole twenty, and I'm too much of a cheapskate to buy another pair.
*grumble* kids these days *grumble*
Meh, I'll just drive barefoot then.

Aha! Found the keys. I shall return henceforth with more booze and some chips to eat.

 

[Vrex360]

Gooood... I'll just be.... around.

*falls asleep*

 

[Steppin Razor]

I have good news and bad news.

The good news - I have returned with the booze.
The bad news - I wrapped the car around a telegraph pole on the way back and one of the windshield wipers is sticking straight through me. A little help to pull it out would be much appreciated.

 

[Tiesonthewall]

Omg stop moving back and forth, you're gonna make me sick!! =3

 

[Steppin Razor]

I always wanted to try some lion steaks.
*pulls out meat cleaver*
Hold still.